Headlines for Sendside: Telling a story.

Sendside's about to lauch our Beta, If you haven't requested a Sendside membership I'd encourage you to do so since we're limiting the Beta to 10,000. (Request a Sendside Membership here.)

Before that happens we're  working hammer and tongs to get our sites updated, create Sendside's corporate and Sendside user blog, wiki, forums and such, launch SEO, direct contact, and guerilla campaigns, and keep a number of advertising and development teams on track. It will of course result in the perfect storm in Nov/Dec. (Insert crossed fingers here.)

We're currently working with an agency on headlines for Sendside.com, the main portal site for users. I the spirit of transparency and disclosure, I publish some of the headlines we're looking at for various purposes. In the spirit of brevity, I've included only 20 or so.

Sendside Headlines: 

Email revolutionized communication
and we revolutionized email.
Which makes us doubly revolutionary.

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Email was the first (small?) step.
Sendside is the giant leap for mankind.

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Sendside
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email
evolved
Sendside
Sendside, highly evolved communications.

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When was the last time you wanted to kiss your inbox?

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Sending that critical report to your client should be a weight off of your shoulders. If not we have an Oops button.

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Your future email will let you send huge files, control your message even after you send it, come with an Oops button and make martinis. Until then, no martinis. Sendside, highly evolved communications.

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Sendside; you’ll want to French-kiss your inbox.

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We’re happy to inform you that everything before us is obsolete.

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Perfect online communication. This concludes our service menu.

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Email for control freaks, spam haters, and environmentalists.

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Sendside. Email walking upright. 

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Spam? Phishing? Junk mail? Sendside, ignorance is bliss.

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In the future there will be no spam, phishing, or junk mail. Welcome to the future: Sendside.

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Give up your spam. Sendside.

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Sendside users need to know a number of ways to deal with spam, phishing and junk mail. (That number is, of
course, zero.)

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You give up things when you switch to Sendside. Things like spam, phishing, and junk mail.

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Technology that works the way you want. Sendside.

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Email just went the way of the Dodo bird.

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We took a long, hard look at email and we didn't like what we saw. So we decided to get rid of it. Sendside.

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Email was invented in 1982. Today it was perfected.

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This ain’t your momma’s email.

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Email for control freaks, spam haters, and environmentalists.

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Sendside. Email walking upright.

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The spam stops here.

So there it is. Part of Sendside's benefit proposition for our end users. If any of these lines tickle your curiosity, make sure you sign up for the Beta.